I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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