we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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