i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Randomize
