dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Randomize
