yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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