the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
