Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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