I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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