Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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