Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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