I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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