i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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