I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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