i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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