Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
