My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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