So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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