I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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