Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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