found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Dear god my vagina.
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