i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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