So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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