I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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