susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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