are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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