So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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