its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
