Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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