You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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