Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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