I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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