Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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