I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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