apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My feet surprised me
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