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(432): View more from Texas

I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.

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(213): View more from California

Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.

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(206): View more from Washington

That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods

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(678): View more from Georgia

Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?

(803): View more from South Carolina

Fuck you for even being able to ask that question

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.

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