is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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