Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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