i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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