Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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