It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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