why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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