Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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