dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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