Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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