This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just forgot I was standing up.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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