Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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