Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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