I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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