Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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