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(402): View more from Nebraska

i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall

(402): View more from Nebraska

...welcome to nebraska

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i'm watching the fashion show on bravo

(262): View more from Wisconsin

you're cheating on project runway?

(919): View more from North Carolina

if you can't score coke, you buy crack.

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(443): View more from Maryland

So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..

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(315): View more from New York

Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.

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