She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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